First of all, can i get a maid please???
My name is Liza. And i want a maid. Not just any maid...i can find someone to mop and vaccuum, i mean i need like the type of maid Paris Hilton must have...u know, one that you cant see, but you know its there...one that silently cleans out a room once you've exited it? One that cleans and does dishes and laundry and organizes. Oh and it can cook once in a while if it wants to....i mean, who am i to cramp its creative outlet?
Okay...well, since i dont have Paris's money (i think her dog has more money than i do) i guess i have to do this on my own. I'd take a pic of the chaos, but i cant f'in find the power cord to juice up my fabulous camera!!
So now you're probably wondering if i'm one of those craaazy hoarders. If i say NO would you really believe me anyway? I watch that show and they always say, "no way...i'm not a hoarder" as if you called them a whore or something. Maybe if the guilty were just called "slob-oles" they would admit to that. It sounds less serious than HOARder. lol
To answer the question, i'd say i'm a slobole....whaddya want from me?? lol hey maybe i could play hoarder (it wouldnt be too much of a stretch) and REALLY junk up my house, i mean, really let stuff pile up....then i could call the show Hoarders and have them clean it all out and organize it FOR me...
come on....dont pretend you havent thought of it before.....poser!!
Sometimes i wonder if i was a man in a past life....or a princess....i mean, really, why cant i just do this stuff? Other women are experts at this home life jazz, not me. Once i went to therapy and i tried to explain to the person that i have this problem with being lazy and i dont know why....the therapist was like, oh dont worry about it, you're being to hard on yourself. hahahaha, ok just deny the problem and it will go away? some therapist!!
Anyhow, this is just one part of my life....my home. I'm sitting in my bed, looking at the clothes on the floor and the clean ones on TOP of the dresser, and the half empty (half full?) bottles of water that i MUST have at bedtime scattered on my nighttable and onto the floor, the OLD airconditioner still sitting on the floor directly underneath the newly installed one (i blame this move on hubby), and the list could go on....
As for my life in general, I'm happily married...still a newlywed!! Our first anniversary is coming up this fall...i have a daughter from a prior marriage, she's 13 and full of attitude, sorta like sugar and spice and some times not nice, and 3 cats. We live in a 3 bedroom house which is locally called a "rowhome" and we need more space. This is part of what i blame on my messiness. NO space!! But... is only part of the problem. And no, this blog wont be alllll about my slobbiness, god if it was, i'd have to say wow, i really DONT have a life, hehehe, but i do... and we'll get to that later.
This Lazy Liza short-take has been brought to you by Lazy Liza inc. LOL
teehee sounds familiar
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ReplyDeletei once had a friend i used to sporadically spend time with and constantly heard from whose real mother is definitely a hoarder.
ReplyDeletethe woman had her house stuffed with all sorts of crap stacked from floor to ceiling. there was only room for two people to sit down in her living room. everywhere else crap was stacked to the floor. just sort've rushed through the aisles praying that that the crap wouldn't collapse on ya as ya went through.
she didn't see it as a problem at all. far as she was concerned it was her warehouse, her chance at riches, or atleast some extra money. she'd have garage sales, which my friend was obligated to spend days helping her set up for, where she'd sell off a pittance. but she'd also go garage selling constantly on the look for anything that she could possibly re-sell.
idk, maybe someone should introduce the woman to e-bay. but then idk how she'd ever find room for a computer in her house.
anyhow, why should ya stress on how you're somehow falling sort of some ridiculous clean standard you're imposing on yourself? isn't it enough you're a great mom, friend, wife? aren't you? i'm sure ya are.
thanks ken...!! :)
ReplyDeleteno prob, shame they won't let ya edit comments. which is how i came about having a deleted comment just a few minutes before the one i kept up.
ReplyDeletehold on, that's all the feedback i get? ya know that would be more than enough to pass for feedback on ebay, but not with me dearie. lol.
lol .... my house isnt as bad as THAT woman's but it IS a total mess. the short thank you was for #1 reading my blog, and #2 for ur last paragraph which was xtra sweet. i hope ur week is going well
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