Ok, so NOOO i’m not in Vietnam, but i effin feel like i’d rather be. This post is part hypothetical and part actual. You figure out which part is which cause i’ve about had it today!!
So….hypothetically speaking….the daughter comes home from her last day at summer school and texts her (hypothetical) mom and says she FLUNKED summer school!!!! EASY-PEASY lousy waste of a summer summer-school. And the hypothetical wonderful hypothetical husband overdraws the account, and there’s a Mid-term tomorrow and fuck if I remember a THING from lecture and what am I doing? Well i’m hypothetically, actually typing this blog which is half rant half pity party.
AND on TOP of it all, I STILL NEED AN EFFIN MAID!!!!!
ooh aaw. hello there, it's me margaret, get your tongue out of my mouth, i'm kissing you goodbye. lol
ReplyDeletei know it's not original, but i figure if ya can quote songs from the 80's. ;o) ya, my dad used to be a big ray stevens fan.
i'm hoping the being overdrawn is a hypothetical, cuz that would bite in a bad way if ya don't have protection.
wait, you have a hypothetical husband now? have you let him know that yet? does he suspect? lol.
and htf does anyone flunk summer school?
i see you're havin quite a time with your bath. this is your calgon take me away to scuba-diving in the caribbean pic?
wait you're needing a maid refers to your calgon moment? what sort of maid ya lookin for?